Kids are always the first ones to jump onto the bandwagon of whatever is trending at the moment. One thing kids have been doing is joining a secret society known as the Illuminati. The Illuminati is often associated with the occult and uses popular media to brainwash kids into filling out an online application and applying for internships without their parents knowledge. Here are 11 signs that your child has jumped onto this latest trend.
1. Obsession With Reptiles.
Reptilians are often theorized to be running the Illuminati so it would make sense for your child to develop an obsession with reptiles. If they are suddenly asking you for a pet snake, lizard or turtle, be skeptical! Also, if they begin eating crickets and mice that could be a sign that they have been groomed by the reptilians themselves.
2. Has followers on social media
If your child has over 100 followers on social media, watch out! This could be a sign that they have sold their soul for a little bit of fame. Be especially weary if they gained these followers over a short period of time, because in order to get any sort of fame, you have to sacrifice someone you love.
3. A loved one died recently.
In order to get any sort of fame, you have to sacrifice someone you care about. If your child used to talk about how much they love their grandma but are suddenly staring at the floor and avoiding eye contact at her funeral, you know something is up. Perhaps they feel a sense of guilt that they performed a satanic ritual and sacrificed their own grandma for 130 Instagram followers.
4. They're acting different.
If you've noticed that your child has glowing red eyes at night time and is crawling all over the walls and ceiling, watch out! He could have been injected with demonic alien drugs in a program known as Project MKOFTEN. Project MKOFTEN is a covert US Department of Defense program developed in conjunction with the CIA. They specialize in using black magic to mind control their victims, and your children will automatically be subjected to it upon becoming an intern for the Illuminati.
5. They keep making songs with repetitive lyrics
If your child has a gift for music, the Illuminati's influence will make its way into their lyrics. If they consistently sing about selling their soul, ascending to the 13th floor, paying their dues, being in debt, burying a friend, loving the devil or giving in to the flames for 15 minutes of fame, you might want to record them and play the video backwards and look for any back masking they could've cleverly hid in their lyrics. Often you will find demonic messages like 'pineapple belongs on pizza' or 'country music ain't that bad'. These back masked messages are meant to brainwash other kids into applying for an application to join the Illuminati and help establish the new world order.
6. they say the illuminati is a myth.
It's not just children, but anyone who says they believe the Illuminati to be a myth is in fact part of the Illuminati. That's a fact.
7. they watch anything.
If you catch your child watching something on a screen, watch out! They have already been indoctrinated with satanic ideologies and if they haven't applied for an internship already, they will very soon!
8. they listen to anything.
If you catch your child listening to anything but gospel music, you might want to be weary. Anything secular has been carefully crafted to contain back masked messages about joining the Illuminati and worshiping Satan. Avoid letting your child listen to anything containing tritones. Tritones will open portals to hell in your child's brain and allow them to get possessed and apply for an internship at the Illuminati.
9. they eat fast food.
It has been long proven by conspiracy theorists who live in their mom's basements that fast food chains have been serving us human meat. Any child who consumes a lot of burgers or fries from a fast food chain has enjoyed the taste of fossilized human flesh. Each burger is injected with demonic alien drugs that will influence children to join the Illuminati. Every toy that comes with your meal also contains a hidden camera, make sure to snatch your child's toy away from them and chuck it into the trash!
10. triangles
If you go into your child's room and see ANY triangles, be weary! Each triangle could have been cleverly incorporated into their room by the reptilians mind controlling your child with demonic alien drugs. Any triangles you find in their room is worth sitting them down and having a talk. But be aware, each child has signed a blood oath saying they will never reveal their partnership with the Illuminati, so you will need to bribe them with candy and pizza to get them to tell the truth.
11. they have a portal to hell under their bed.
If you've noticed an increase in demons wandering your home, you may want to check under your child's bed, he or she could have a secret portal to hell hidden under there. This was placed there by the Illuminati themselves so your child could get to and from work with ease. Once their internship is over however, the portal will close up on its own after swallowing your child for all eternity.
If you've read all 11 signs and you still aren't sure if your child has joined the Illuminati, I recommend doing some extensive research on your own to determine whether you need to take the Illuminati to court and get your child's soul back. Court fees could be a bit pricey.